Hetalia Crack

Canada: *Walks in staring in horror, face bright red*

AUSTRIA: *Walks in and stares questioningly at Canada*

Canada: *Starts opening and closing mouth trying to speak*

AUSTRIA: *Waves hand in front of Canada's face* "Um…hello? Anyone in there?!"

Canada: "E-E"

AUSTRIA: "For crying out loud, what is it!? Is the world ending?! Is Cuba launching all of its nuclear weapons?! IS FRANCE ON THE PROWL?!!"

Canada: "E-England a-a-and b-brother were a-and on the couch. T-they k-knew I was there but they still!"

AUSTRIA: *Grabs Canada's shoulders* "Would you just tell me already?!"

Canada: "Brother and England w-were *starts gagging* acting all cuddly. I-I think it was better the other way."

AUSTRIA: "What?!" *pulls out Grand Piano from seemingly nowhere and pours frustration into his playing*

Canada: "At least YOU don't live with them! Every day it's either making out or OTHER things" *shudders*

AUSTRIA: *starts gagging and falls to the ground. Pulls out mini keyboard and starts playing it while on the ground.*

Russia: "What's going on?"

GERMANY: *walks in covered in scratches and messy hair*

AUSTRIA: "What happened to you?"

GERMANY: "I was ambushed by an army of squirrels…don't worry, I won."

AUSTRIA: "…"

Canada: (to Russia) "Brother and England were acting cutesy today. I liked it better the other way. They even forgot I was there." *sniffles*

Russia: *hugs* "It will be all right Matvey."

GERMANY: *Gives a quick hug to Canada* "That should be enough to make you happy again."

AUSTRIA: *Pulls out Grand Piano and begins playing songs by Canadian Composers*

Canada: *giggles and smiles while hugging Russia back*

Russia: "Everything better now, da?"

Canada: *nods head before snuggling closer

GERMANY: "…"

AUSTRIA: "Awkward…"

Canada: *realizes others are still there* *pulls away blushing* "Désole!"

Russia: *frowns, pulls Canada back into a hug while glaring evilly and smiling psychotically*

AUSTRIA: "Let's back away slowly, Germany…"

GERMANY: "I had things to do anyway…"

AUSTRIA & GERMANY: *slowly leaves the room*

Russia: *back to normal, looks at Canada* "Become one with Russia, da?"

Canada: "U-um w-wait um."

Belarus: *Bursts through door* "Brother we are meant to become one!" *sees Canada, eyes widen then narrow murderously*

Canada: *eyes widen in terror*

Russia: *terrified*